It began with a vagina shaped and intricately decorated sugar cookie and ended last night over a revolting bottle of Pimms. My uncle, for being the adulterous man he is, is disgusted by the female anatomy; therefore, like any niece I took my beloved vagina sugar cookie and rubbed the icing-ed clitoris all over his … More Holiday Hoe Down
Tis the season for shiny packages and winged eyeliner. Skirt & Top: Forever 21 Booze: Verdi Spumante Jewels: vintage heirlooms
This holiday season is brought to you through my passion for vintage and classic style. Due to student loans and part time jobs I present to you fashion on quite a budget! Skirt: NY & Company Crop Top: TJ MAXX Shoes: Payless Coat: Rainbow Fur Stole and Chapeau: vintage heirlooms
I remember vividly the last time I was on a swing. It was on a warm summer’s eve cloaked in the velvet darkness. My heart beat was ferocious. Perhaps it was due to the company I kept, tall Scottish and male or the fear of being captured by the local police for being in the … More The Swing
I listened to every fading breath of my great grandmother as she spoke to me about her dreams and aspirations. She wanted to be a nurse. To save lives. Practice medicine. She never had that opportunity and I saw the regret in her eyes as she succumbed to death having been indentured by the standards … More 25
I have always been drawn to apples. Their luscious form, their seductive red, their crisp bite. I was never popular for good reasons as a child. I was popular because I was unpopular. I had the tendency to prove others wrong with their assumptions of who I was, who I sometimes believed I was. The … More You May Call Me Eve
It was a typical Saturday morning. I sat worshiping my breakfast; a delicious book and a pumpkin cream smoothie milkshake thing so wonderful that the whipped cream piled atop this mountain of exquisiteness had consumed my face in a Santa disguise. I sat surrounded by this years newest trends, Rain X Weatherbeater 16″ blades, H Speed Rating Michelin … More Fill ‘er Up
“The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex” so it was written in the Constitution. 95 years ago I would not have cast my ballot and taken selfies as a proclamation of my activism- and … More “Trust in God-she will provide”
The Walk of Shame, the Stride of Pride… that moment of undeniable feeling of accomplishment or whatever we may call it on our way home from a night of mischief and orgasms is universal and transcendent through generations. This was evident last night as I stumbled through the streets with my cousins trick or treating … More The Stride of Pride
Navigating the waters of blogging. It seems as though one blogs about one thing and one thing only. Cooking, Fashion, Travel, Lord of the Rings, and hence I entered into some confusion on how to blog, where to begin, where to focus. Do I blog about my impeccable fashion or the vignettes I create or … More Booze, Boobs, & Birth Control: Que dois-je écris?
Coquette Wonkette 